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#i want that bod as home deco 
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#wow 

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

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This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

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rokote:

Tiedättekö sen tunteen kun haluatte vain akuutisti vetää ihmistä niin kovaa turpaan että paska valuu pitkin seiniä mutta loppujen lopuksi päädytte vain istumaan hiljaa paikallanne ja tuijotatte tyhjää

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ruledbycrowley:

qfabrayale:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

Not ok

ruledbycrowley:

qfabrayale:

the-sputnik-complex:

thegoblet-of-fire:

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

Not ok

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kusihuora666:

mitä kettu sanoo?
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kusihuora666:

mitä kettu sanoo?

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hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

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stoned-levi:

DELETE THIS

stoned-levi:

DELETE THIS

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erernjaeger:

"oh just wait until you found yourself a nice boy, you will want kids then."

image

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la-ruiva:


me trying to put my life back together

la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together