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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

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unettomuutta:

formido:

why is it boyfriend and girlfriend

not manfriend and womanfriend

in finland this is a real thing

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nerdyfishie:

EN MÄ MITÄÄN TROOPPISIA HELTEITÄ HALUU JOS EN VOI KASVATTAA MUUMIVIIDAKKOO MEIDÄN PIHALLE YHDESSÄ YÖSSÄ

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queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

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#i want my hair this colour 

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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

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pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

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krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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#i'm gonna explode omg 
1,110,920 plays

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sugarhoneybeehair:

This is why I love you

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alegbra:

wait just a fucking second
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alegbra:

wait just a fucking second